Chris on Vampires

Chris: we should get vespas

Chris: I could totally see us trying to kick each other off of them

Me: might be fun with padding

Chris: dont be a girl

Chris: road rash rocks

Chris: chicks dig it

Me: no thanks

Me: i’m pretty. need to keep it that way

Chris: waaaa…my knee is scraped…..waaaaaaaahhhh

Chris: you’re pretty? that

Chris: that’s a pretty feminine term

Me: i can’t help what i am.

Chris: Vampires are pretty

Chris: maybe you’re a vampire

Me: perhaps

Me: maybe thats why i’m nocturnal

Chris: man I’d love to be a vampire