May 16, 2008 by The Alaskan
Chris: we should get vespas
Chris: I could totally see us trying to kick each other off of them
Me: might be fun with padding
Chris: dont be a girl
Chris: road rash rocks
Chris: chicks dig it
Me: no thanks
Me: i’m pretty. need to keep it that way
Chris: waaaa…my knee is scraped…..waaaaaaaahhhh
Chris: you’re pretty? that
Chris: that’s a pretty feminine term
Me: i can’t help what i am.
Chris: Vampires are pretty
Chris: maybe you’re a vampire
Me: perhaps
Me: maybe thats why i’m nocturnal
Chris: man I’d love to be a vampire
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May 16, 2008 by The Alaskan
Me: hey man
Chris: not today
Me: ?
Chris: I’m a woman
Me: oh
Me: ok
Chris: I get to pee sitting down today
Chris: women are lazy
Chris: sitting down to pee
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May 16, 2008 by The Alaskan
Chris: if I was a criminal I would paint the end of my gun orange so cops would think it was a pellet/ airsoft gun. You’d think criminals would be so smart.
Me: lol
Me: you could be the airsoft bandit
Chris: im smart
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May 16, 2008 by The Alaskan
Chris: Im the ruler of the cosmos
Chris: I call it
Chris: dont be invading my cosmos
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May 16, 2008 by The Alaskan
Chris: it just dawned on me
Chris: most anyone that commits a crime, murders, steals, gang banging, selling drugs, cheating on taxes…etc. Pretty much 99% are Christian or religious…….makes you wonder…how much worse can Satan or Hell really be?
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May 16, 2008 by The Alaskan
Completely unprovoked IM out of the blue
Chris: Ironically I was raised in a barn
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April 30, 2008 by The Alaskan
Chris: we should get into art theft
Chris: chicks dig art
Me: why don’t you make it?
Me: you’re an artist
Chris: stealing is cooler
Me: maybe
Chris: it is …totally
Me: and illegaler
Chris: legality isn’t a moral or ethical question but rules created by an opposing force because they know they can
Chris: legality is more like a philosophy than something tangible or proven
Me: while in an abstract sense, you’re right, you still live in this society and choose to live within it’s rulesets
Chris: I don’t believe in legality
Me: and yet it affects you
Chris: for now
Chris: things can change
Me: it’s kind of like god in that sense
Chris: no…if push came to shove I’d go right destorying
Chris: to*
Me: destroying what?
Chris: so would a lot of people…hence the Revolutionary war
Chris: whatver I have to
Chris: gotta go
Me: later dude
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April 30, 2008 by The Alaskan
Chris: I want to be possessed
Chris: hopefully by an ancient sea creature
Chris: I would be able to move my arms with gumbi like precision
Chris: I will be able to sink vessels
Chris: people will never feel safe in the sea
Chris: I will harbor the shallow waters flipping over rafts
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April 20, 2008 by The Alaskan
Chris: I fuckin hate how trendy this going green shit is
Chris: that makes me sic
Chris: and what’s more…I hate a deathmetal band is eco-friendly
Chris: let’s save the environment while we talk about bloddy carcasses
Chris: F’n phonies
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April 20, 2008 by The Alaskan
Sancho: ah well.. i can give you the album later if you want.. it’s really good if you’re in the mood for mellow reflective tunes
Sancho: Come All You Weary on the myspace page is indicative of the type of album it is
Chris: I like to reflect…..I like to imagine myself at a stop light taking a bat to an assholes windshield who cut me off
Sancho: that’s not really reflective… that’s more just angry and violent
Chris: well…I dream about it before I go to sleep at night
Sancho: whatever makes you feel better
Chris: everyday just pulls the rubberband inside me further and further
Chris: until one day!
Sancho: and what a fun day that will be
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