Chris has random thoughts mid conversation (5)


Chris:
i cant believe I just bit the head off of a tortoise

Me:?
Chris:
yes…it was a ritual
Chris:
I had to do it, I was the only one wearing a blue checkard shirt
Chris:
but at least we’ll still be able to eat Butterfingers

Me: i don’t understand
Chris:
you had to be there
Chris:
I didn’t understand either until the witch rabbit waved some sort of spatula over my femur

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